Laughline please!

Just sharing a few laughs . . . enjoy!






Student 1 : "Why did the teacher wear glasses?"

Student 2 : "Because his class was so bright!"






1st Roman Soldier : "What is the time?"

2nd Roman Soldier : "XX past VII!"











Teacher : "You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?"

Student : "No, Teacher. I'm having trouble listening!"






Student 3 : Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?"

Student 4 : He couldn't control his pupils!"






Teacher 1 : "Are you good at Math?"

Student 5 : "Yes and no."

Teacher 1 : "What do you mean?"

Student 5 : "Yes, I'm no good at Math!"

Teacher 1 : "I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?"

Student 5 : "Yes, the cow ate all the grass!"